Tag: honest reviews
Why I stopped pretending to cook and started paying people to feed me
I spent $340 on borosilicate glass containers in 2019 because I thought I was going to be that guy. You know the one. The guy who spends his Sunday afternoon listening to lo-fi beats while precisely weighing out 150 grams of roasted sweet potatoes into fifteen identical translucent bins. I did it exactly twice. The…
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Stop buying trash: The only 5 kitchen gadgets on Amazon worth your money
I hate “foodies.” There, I said it. Most people who call themselves foodies just like spending $400 on a sous vide machine they’ll use exactly twice before it migrates to the dark, spider-infested corner of the cabinet under the sink. I know this because I am that idiot. In 2019, I bought a Precision Cooker…
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